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Serious UI. Stupid questions. Institutional-grade trolling.

Whitepaper contains 3 sentences and a doodle.

Featured Markets

Institutional liquidity. Kindergarten prompts.

Will Elon tweet “69” before 4:20 today?

Closes at: 23:59 UTC • Volume: 42,069

Is Vitalik wearing socks tomorrow?

Closes at: 12:00 UTC • Volume: 12,345

Will your mom cook tendies tonight?

Closes at: 20:00 UTC • Volume: 6,969

How it (doesn't) work

The most advanced market for the least important questions.

1. Post a dumb prompt

Corporate tone recommended. IQ not required.

2. Add “liquidity”

Looks professional. Feels unserious. Iconic combo.

3. Let degens vote

Buttons go brrr. Numbers move. Science.

4. Collect bragging rights

Outcomes optional. Memes mandatory.

FAQ

For due-diligence enjoyers.

Is this a real prediction market?

It looks real on desktop. That’s enough for now.

Where's the token?

Somewhere between “soon” and “copium”.

Do you use agents, AI, oracles, whatever?

We use vibes. The rest is marketing.